At Truck Drivers USA, we love turning the mic over to our community—and this time, we asked a simple question with creative potential:
“If there were a reality show about your life on the road, what would the title be?”
Hundreds of truckers responded, and their answers were everything from hilarious to heartfelt. These titles reflect the real highs and lows of life on the highway—straight from the people who live it every day.
Real Titles from Real Drivers
Here’s what truck drivers told us when we asked them to name their imaginary life-on-the-road reality show:
- Michael Littleweasel: Going to hell in a handbasket
- John Taylor: Groundhog Day of a Truck Driver
- Crystal Dahlman: The Dumpster Fire
- Alan Myers: Retired Life of a Trucker, Now a School Bus Driver
- Bradley Moscou: Zero to Ten in Traffic
- Andy Kmet: No Good Truckin’ Man, by Slim Dusty (Aussie)
- Ian Wilson: Highway to Hell
- Elvis Johnson: If You’re Going to Be Dumb, You Better Be Tough
- Foster Christensen: Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’, Keep Them Trailers Rollin’
- Cody Thurston-Yates: After You Pass, Don’t Slow Down!
- Chris Jensen: HOT MESS EXPRESS (as seen on his dash)
- James Owens Jr: The Real Story of Living in a Tiny Home
- Will Tanner: What Not to Do: What to Expect in Your First 5 Years
- Derrick Klug: Pac-Man Rollin’ a Tank of Flat Dry Reefer
- Clayton Willard: Ooooh, Shouldn’t Have Turned There
- Donald Pearrell: Keeping the Goods Moving
- Jonathan Hobbs: Highway to Heaven
- Bubba Henry: Dazed and Confused – Alright Alright Alright
- Nicole Hellstrom:
- Oh, That’s What We’re Doing Today?
- Which Way Am I Going This Time?
- I’m Lost Again
- Jeanette Trotter: The Trip Didn’t Go as Planned
- Lynn Williams: Believe It or Not
- Mike Brock: Warning: Loose Nuts Behind Wheels of 4-Wheelers
- Theodore Morgan: Ups and Downs of Life on the Road
- Gene Conn: Chasing the Unreachable Dream!
- Alan Schuck: Sacrificed Everything for Other People
- Ben Deere: That Didn’t Work the Way I Thought It Would
- Francine Strickland: Still Waiting to See Alaska & Bears…
- Jaime Saravia: On the Road Again
- Harry Young: Here I Go Again
- Jim Bouland: Driving My Life Away!
- Bill Malaney: Something for Nothing!!
- Victoria Derhak: The Ride of Your Life!
- Timothy Grzanich: Regulation Nation
- Joshua Gianchetta: What’s It Gonna Be Today?
- Class A Cowboy: Class A Cowboy: Highways & Dirt Roads!
- Cory Bennett: Sad Dad
- Rosemarie Gaffney: Is This for Real?
- Eldon Robinson: King of the Road
- Norm Clements: Grabbing Gears
- John Migneault: I Did It My Way…
- Nancy Laughlin: It’s a Lifestyle, Not Just a Job. The Hum of the Engine, the Freedom.
- Joe Trioli: The Rookie
- Harry Strong: Big Wheels Rolling…
- Rose Bates: Fake It ’Til You Make It
- James Horn: One Day at a Time
- Tommy Osman: Safety Violation #3
- Jeff Koberna: Traveling Mam
- Betty Martin: On the Road Again
- Andrew Clements: Rip It Up and Start Again
- Shelly Sparrow: Good Looking Out Parking Lot
- Shawn Brockel: Long Haul, Short Fuse
- Wayne Rogerson: Whacky Races
- Faye Turner: Not Again
- Jay Johnson: The Dark Side
- Robert Myles: Torn, Tired & Twisted
- Timothy Grzanich: Mission Impossible!
- Edo Bellfond: The Complete Show
- Elisa Renaud: Wild and Free.
- Tom J Murphy: Waitin’ on Dispatch.
What This Says About Life on the Road
This wasn’t just a fun question—these responses tell a story. Trucking is more than a job. It’s a lifestyle with unique challenges, unpredictable moments, and stories you just can’t make up. Whether you’re navigating regulations, tight turns, or chasing that perfect parking spot, there’s always something new around the next bend.
Every title here is a reflection of real experiences from the cab. And if you ask us? These truckers deserve a whole network, not just a reality show.
Got a Title of Your Own?
If your trucking journey had a theme song or title, what would it be? Head to our Facebook page and drop yours in the comments.
